Quite honestly the worst takeaway I've ever eaten.
40% more expensive than other local seafood options (that were closed tonight) and 100% slower. The chewy calamari was hiding nervously under numerous layers of crumbs, the whiting was suspicious, awful and cooked within an inch of its life and I'm not even sure how you can get chips so wrong.
The meal felt like it had been cooked by someone with a vendetta against each ingredient - which had all been held captive out the back for just a few days too many.
We abandoned the meal about 1/3 of the way in and threw together something from home instead - a first for us. My son declared it the worst thing he has ever eaten and I agree. I have no idea what sorcery is behind some of the positive ratings here but they're certainly not consistent with our experience.
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